Dear members of the Ig Nobel 2013.
Sorry for translate.google, I do not know English.
Last year I was nominated for its work your competition. This technology accurately predict the location, time and strength of earthquakes «TRON». She could win the nomination: Biology,
But in 2012, you have not given us a prize. If in this category, these are busy, reward us in the category Internet, Web or Luxuriant Hair. The hair I had grown to Luxuriant Hair.
Our technology is very necessary for people, but her search for China provided $ 300 million.
PS. I live in Russia and he come for the premium can not. Please pass it on Miss Conduct.
The 2013 Ig Nobel Prize Ceremony. Thursday
Thank you very much.